Opening tumblr when you’ve just woken up in the morning.
"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"
oh shut the fuck up
date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute
not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks
brilliant deduction spotify!!
in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults with glasses and back problems who can type 100+ words per minute
hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world
live long and prosper little dude..
THIS BABY WILL EXCEL THROUGH LIFE!!!
wanna go on a date with me? no? *holds up gun* how about now? still no.. fuck alright